Hoping to make it through college as a philosophy student trying to manage work, education, social life, and an unhealthy addiction to Homestuck...
Anonymous said: tom hanks
I will go retrieve the package and take care of Putin immediately.
I hadn’t realized we’d reached code: tom hanks yet, I thought we were still under Mark Wahlberg.
Ok but I can guarantee that no parent uses the imdb parent’s guide more than I do
Like I will check every single movie I watch with family beforehand, just to make sure I’m not about to watch a ten minute long nude sex scene with my mom and 13 year old brother
Anonymous said: Dong ding.
Dong ding the witches sing
waiting for the lord’s passing.
The heir is gone he holds the key,
Broken from the timeline free.
The witch holds the knight of time at bay
In hopes the lord, he soon can slay.
As void naps under the light seer’s gaze,
The prince begins to fade away.
The witch is crushed and hope will die,
As our rage filled bard assaults the mind.
Space and blood may only stare,
The Condesce arrives and the curtain tears.
Anonymous said: shonka donka
I don’t have a semi clever Homestuck poem for this one…